North Korea, Best Korea!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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