just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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