I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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