Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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