Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry BA09 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(786): View more from Florida

Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

Fav 12 2295 846
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

I chose taco bell over sex...

(503): View more from Oregon

good choice.

Fav 16 2543 1288
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?

Fav 35 3650 943
share tweet
(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

Fav 57 4148 943
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

Fav 72 4465 849
share tweet
(740): View more from Ohio

I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.

Fav 5 3586 1296
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.

Fav 8 1885 828
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(770): View more from Georgia

Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.

Fav 4 560 867
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.

Fav 0 40 18
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT