I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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