4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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