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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
