Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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