Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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