So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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