He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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