I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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