Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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