We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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