i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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