he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I supernannyed him into submission
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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