Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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