Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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