Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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