He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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