Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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