Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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