you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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