Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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