I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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