That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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