i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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