I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
tell me about the fingering
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