Pants 0. Shit 1.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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