You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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