I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
