I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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