Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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