thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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