My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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