so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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