can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
