It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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