i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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