problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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