i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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