Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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