I hate your face
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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