Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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