if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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