Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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