why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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