Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Do I have a choice?
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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