Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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